Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I'm Kat and I'm shitpost incarnate. Please aggro at your own discretion.
I'm playing as some crazy lady from Umineko, but this is the AU version so who cares about that stuff. Her AU name is Isabelle Thanisch and to any student who has taken English (Senior Cycle), Creative Writing (Higher/Advance) or the Drama/Theater elective (EVERYONE NEEDS TO ENJOY SPECTATING!!!!!), you have had to deal with this woman.
- Has been there for what feels like forever. Possibly some type of ageless homonculi. - Jury is still out on whether she's really flighty or shows up drunk. - Arguably doesn't even read the works her class submits - Changes the syllabus at the drop of a hat, cause why not. - Opts for really gory over-the-top plays for the Drama class to put on
On the other hand, voted most likely to let you fall asleep in class, cut your other classes to join her class, give you extra credit if you show her something "hilarious" (read: really offensive to anyone else), and is surprisingly good at her job if you get past the extremely eccentric personality.
In short, arguably the bestworst teacher in the school.
Her free time is spent writing a billion murder mystery and horror stories under a bunch of different aliases, and recently has become something of an urban legend, so any avid book readers with really questionable tastes have probably read her work at some point. Owns a really big house somewhere in Point-a-Tarte (so no one has to deal with her), has a really malicious pet cat, probably a couple daughters she doesn't give a shit about and forgot entirely, and also has a rumor spreading around the school that she got a crush on a student then responded with running him over with her car. Not true. Probably.
The Erika is one of her daughters and a hypothetical Bernkastel is the other, but otherwise that stuff's on them. FEATHERINE DOESN'T CARE, NEITHER SHOULD YOU.
Looking For:Everything. ALL OF THE TEACHERS. I want to have CR with all the teachers so they can all be disgusted with her. Book nerds of all kinds are also welcome friends. Also, whether AU or post awakening, SOMEONE TO CALL HER OUT ON HER HORSESHIT. The really annoyed straight man with good(?) intentions to counterbalance the fact she hates humanity ....yeah, hates humanity.
I still want CR with everyone though, talk to meeeeeeeeee.
An Old Hag | Seacats
I'm playing as some crazy lady from Umineko, but this is the AU version so who cares about that stuff. Her AU name is Isabelle Thanisch and to any student who has taken English (Senior Cycle), Creative Writing (Higher/Advance) or the Drama/Theater elective (EVERYONE NEEDS TO ENJOY SPECTATING!!!!!), you have had to deal with this woman.
- Has been there for what feels like forever. Possibly some type of ageless homonculi.
- Jury is still out on whether she's really flighty or shows up drunk.
- Arguably doesn't even read the works her class submits
- Changes the syllabus at the drop of a hat, cause why not.
- Opts for really gory over-the-top plays for the Drama class to put on
On the other hand, voted most likely to let you fall asleep in class, cut your other classes to join her class, give you extra credit if you show her something "hilarious" (read: really offensive to anyone else), and is surprisingly good at her job if you get past the extremely eccentric personality.
In short, arguably the bestworst teacher in the school.
Her free time is spent writing a billion murder mystery and horror stories under a bunch of different aliases, and recently has become something of an urban legend, so any avid book readers with really questionable tastes have probably read her work at some point. Owns a really big house somewhere in Point-a-Tarte (so no one has to deal with her), has a really malicious pet cat, probably a couple daughters she doesn't give a shit about and forgot entirely, and also has a rumor spreading around the school that she got a crush on a student then responded with running him over with her car. Not true. Probably.
The Erika is one of her daughters and a hypothetical Bernkastel is the other, but otherwise that stuff's on them. FEATHERINE DOESN'T CARE, NEITHER SHOULD YOU.
Looking For:
Everything.ALL OF THE TEACHERS. I want to have CR with all the teachers so they can all be disgusted with her. Book nerds of all kinds are also welcome friends. Also, whether AU or post awakening, SOMEONE TO CALL HER OUT ON HER HORSESHIT. The really annoyed straight man with good(?) intentions to counterbalance the fact shehates humanity....yeah, hates humanity.I still want CR with everyone though, talk to meeeeeeeeee.